Doughy Eastern European Man Tired Of Everyone Assuming He’s NBA Superstar | The Onion
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A perfectly enormous, emotionally flat Eastern European forklift operator from Illinois is fed up with strangers assuming his massive frame, Slavic surname, and stoic thousand-yard stare make him an NBA big man. The joke peaks gloriously as passersby walk away debating whether he's Luka Dončić or Bogdan Bogdanović, which, honestly, is a fair debate.
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Vukašin just wants to operate his forklift in peace without being mobbed by fans who can't tell a Balkan heavy laborer from a Balkan heavy laborer who happens to also play basketball.
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