Cute: 5-Year-Old White Girl Dreams Of One Day Getting Beaten Up In The WNBA | The Babylon Bee
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A five-year-old girl has apparently set her sights on the most achievable WNBA goal available: getting pummeled on live TV just like her idols Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham. Her supportive parents and school are rallying behind her ambitions, because if you're going to get flagrantly fouled, you might as well go pro.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 10, 2026 at 06:17 PM
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Nothing says wholesome American dream-chasing like a kindergartner aspiring to get clotheslined on national television by a fellow professional.
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