Campers Sickened By Mushroom-Laced Chocolate | The Onion
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A group of unsuspecting campers found themselves on an unexpected psychedelic adventure thanks to some sneaky chocolate. Looks like the only lessons learned this summer involve hallucinations and a whole new meaning of 'choco-late'!
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NewzGrade: 85 [B]
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SPAG92
Coherent88
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Sourced85
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 30, 2026 at 02:35 PM
85B
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 92 | 88 | 90 | 85 | 70 |
85Bgrade breakdown
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92
Coherent
88
Objective
90
Sourced
85
Concise
70
The real tragedy here is that these kids are going to have very unrealistic expectations for future s'mores.
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