Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score | The Onion
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In a desperate attempt to avoid judgment, a Rockies fan discreetly opens a private tab just to see how their team is faring. It's a testament to the lengths people will go to hide their heartaches in the world of sports!
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63D
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SPAG88
Coherent72
Objective58
Sourced30
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 01:31 PM
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Truly the bravest use of incognito mode since someone Googled their own symptoms at 2 AM.
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