Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave | The Babylon Bee
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The Senate has graciously accommodated Mitch McConnell's request to continue his legislative duties from beyond the grave, a transition his colleagues note will be virtually indistinguishable from his prior in-person performance. The bit lands solidly on the long-running 'McConnell is already a corpse' premise, with a killer ellipsis punchline, before faceplanting into an unrelated and jarring promotional non-sequitur that torpedoes the landing.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 08, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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McConnell's productivity metrics are expected to remain completely unchanged, which is the most bipartisan fact in Washington.
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