Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting ‘Suck On This’ | The Onion
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Johns Hopkins researchers have confirmed what Hollywood stuntmen have long suspected: weaponized one-liners dramatically amplify ballistic yield, with 'Suck on this' topping the charts. The study's follow-up on whoop-ass cans is already expected to revolutionize both combat doctrine and trash-talk curricula nationwide.
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Peer-reviewed at last: the scientific community finally validates what every action hero has known since 1985.
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