Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names | The Babylon Bee
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Trump wields the mighty executive order to restore America's most cherished racist mascots, including some so offensive even die-hard conservatives won't say them aloud. The bit builds decent momentum with the Beaneaters gag and the fan quote, then faceplants into an unrelated promotional footnote that lands like a streaker at the wrong game.
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SPAG78
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 05, 2026 at 07:56 PM
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The Boston Beaneaters callback is genuinely inspired, but whoever appended that documentary plug at the end clearly forgot satire is supposed to be the intentional part.
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