Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work | The Onion
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A man honored the dead by showing up directly from his 9-to-5, presumably still smelling of printer toner and quiet desperation. The Onion finds cosmic comedy in the mundane collision of corporate life and mortality, no change of clothes required.
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SPAG95
Coherent88
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Sourced40
Concise95
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 07, 2026 at 06:53 PM
82B-
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The man's dedication to showing up in his blazer and lanyard is frankly more touching than anything said at the podium.
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