Former Bangladeshi Leader To Return From Exile Despite Death Sentence | The Onion

A deposed prime minister with a death sentence dangling over her head has decided that homesickness is, in fact, stronger than self-preservation instincts. The piece wrings its laughs from the gloriously understated absurdity of framing 'returning to face execution' as a wholesome civic duty, capped by a quote that treats the whole affair like a mild inconvenience about thread-count.