Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life | The Onion
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A man in peak physical condition by his own standards panics at the sight of clear urine, a symptom so foreign to his beer-and-kidney-stone lifestyle that he assumes it must be fatal. His treatment plan — drink more beer and consult a plastic surgeon via photo — is arguably the most coherent medical response he's capable of formulating.
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A searing medical exposé on the dangers of hydration that will have concerned men everywhere reaching for their third Budweiser as a precautionary measure.
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