Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing Rolex | The Onion
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In a whirlwind of inspiration, a man finds motivation to pursue his dreams after witnessing an AI-generated lion dressed to the nines. Decked out in luxury, the lion becomes the ultimate symbol of ambition, leaving our hero dropping responsibilities like they’re last season’s fashion.
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Derek's transformation from deadbeat dad to lion-brained entrepreneur is the most compelling origin story since Elon Musk watched a motivational YouTube compilation.
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