Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret | The Onion
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Amazon MGM's Bond search has taken an unexpected turn with Noodle the ferret emerging as a frontrunner, enchanting producers with his slinking charisma, bow-tie potential, and flexible stunt demands. The kicker — Callum Turner reportedly cramming himself into a burrow to stay competitive — seals the bit with a perfectly committed absurdist button.
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Honestly, Noodle's beady-eyed mystique and willingness to do stunts for treats puts him ahead of half the human shortlist already.
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