Trump Warns Iran Next Truth Social Post Will Include Even More Exclamation Marks | The Babylon Bee
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Trump has allegedly found the ultimate weapon of mass punctuation — exclamation marks — threatening Iran with an unprecedented barrage of vertical lines with dots unless they surrender, again. The real comedic payload is Trump explaining the geometry of exclamation marks to reporters while simultaneously claiming Iran no longer exists but is somehow still firing missiles at us.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 03, 2026 at 03:32 PM
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Finally, a de-escalation strategy that fits in 280 characters and requires zero Congressional approval.
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