Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence | The Onion
SATIRE80 days ago|Discuss (0)|Sports
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When the Angels meet the Royals, apparently the most honest broadcast decision is to say absolutely nothing at all. The joke writes itself — two of baseball's least compelling franchises finally get the commentary they deserve: pure, respectful, defeated quiet.
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Community grade
80B-
FDCBA
SPAG95
Coherent88
Objective92
Sourced55
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 15, 2026 at 01:58 AM
80B-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 95 | 88 | 92 | 55 | 70 |
80B-grade breakdown
SPAG
95
Coherent
88
Objective
92
Sourced
55
Concise
70
Even the announcers' silence was more entertaining than anything happening on the field.
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