9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes | The Babylon Bee
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Nine fake rejected VeggieTales episodes reimagine beloved children's vegetable characters as protagonists in iconic R-rated films — from Silence of the Lambs to Apocalypse Now — with straight-faced parody titles. The bit earns its laughs through sheer commitment to the absurd gap between innocent cucumber puppets and extremely adult cinema classics.
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85B
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SPAG90
Coherent88
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Sourced82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 09, 2026 at 07:12 PM
85B
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90
Coherent
88
Objective
85
Sourced
82
Concise
80
Finally, the VeggieTales Apocalypse Now crossover we never knew we desperately needed has been cruelly denied to us by cowardly network executives.
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