Tiger Woods’ License Suspended After Court Determines He Is Half-Asian | The Babylon Bee
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A Florida court has suspended Tiger Woods' driver's license on the ironclad legal grounds that being 50% Asian is simply too statistically dangerous behind the wheel. The kicker — a California CDL immediately undoes the whole ruling — lands cleanly, though a tacked-on unrelated promo in the final line clips the piece's otherwise committed deadpan finish.
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The judicial system finally addresses the real menace on Florida roads, and it's not the retirees.
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