WNBA Brings In Revered Supreme Court Justice To Help Determine What A Woman Is | The Babylon Bee
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The WNBA, stumped by the ancient riddle of what a woman is, called in Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, who confirmed she still cannot provide a definition — biological, legal, or otherwise. The league responded by forming a task force to decode Justice Jackson's answer, and then a second task force to audit the first one's inclusivity.
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