Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE45 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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The Babylon Bee takes the premise 'Muslim candidate wins primary' and pile-drives it into the ground by having every supporter simultaneously behead infidels, hijack planes, and declare a caliphate before the victory speech is over. It's less a joke with a punchline than a checklist of stereotypes stapled together and launched into orbit, leaving craft and wit somewhere on the tarmac.
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SPAG78
Coherent45
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Sourced40
Concise50
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 05, 2026 at 04:47 PM
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Subtlety called — it's been put on hold indefinitely, presumably by the new Michigan caliphate's customer service department.
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