Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts | The Babylon Bee
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America democratically evicts Massachusetts into the Atlantic with a 94% mandate, because democracy works best when the answer is 'just push it into the ocean.' The whole gag is a tight, charming absurdist riff — right up until a completely unrelated and jarring non-sequitur headline gets appended at the end like a raccoon wandered into the filing room.
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59F
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SPAG72
Coherent60
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Sourced65
Concise45
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 05, 2026 at 02:25 PM
59F
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65
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The chowder pipeline is genuinely inspired crisis management, but someone left a very different headline stapled to the bottom of this bit like a cursed Post-it note.
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