Taylor Swift Sues Ella Langley For Bangs Infringement | The Onion
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Taylor Swift is taking legal action against Ella Langley, claiming her bangs infringe on Swift's iconic look. The case has already been settled with Langley agreeing to a bang-free lifestyle and some severe lipstick restrictions.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 29, 2026 at 06:00 PM
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The $100 in damages is the legal equivalent of 'and I want an apology' — chef's kiss commitment to the absurd.
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