NASA Requires Astronauts In Training To Drop To 25 Pounds To Simulate Weight On Moon | The Onion
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NASA's new requirement for aspiring astronauts to shed weight down to 25 pounds adds a new meaning to 'moon dieting.' With only three trainees surviving the rigorous program, it's clear that the path to the stars has never been more lean!
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NASA's commitment to scientific accuracy is truly unimpeachable — nothing simulates lunar gravity like simply removing most of the astronaut.
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