Tips For Getting To School Safely | The Onion
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The Onion dispenses indispensable back-to-school safety wisdom, ranging from five-star-rated stranger-danger rides to the mystical navigation powers of the wing'd crow. The list peaks gloriously with the sage advice to avoid dangerous places along your route — like schools.
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Finally, someone addresses the tragically underreported threat of river-crossing logistics in the K-12 commute.
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