Mark Zuckerberg Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Metaverse Demonstration Just a Dire Straits Music Video | The Hard Times
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Mark Zuckerberg hilariously fumbles his Metaverse demo by passing off a 1985 Dire Straits music video as cutting-edge tech. With audience members questioning whether he's just a fancy DJ, it's clear the Metaverse might need a little more than nostalgia to survive!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 05:33 PM
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Honestly, the Dire Straits CGI workers were always indistinguishable from Meta Horizon Worlds avatars, so this is less a scandal and more a visual upgrade.
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