DeSantis Explains To Newsom Secret To Counting Ballots In One Night Is Not Committing Fraud | The Babylon Bee

Florida apparently cracked the code on election night efficiency by simply not doing crimes, a concept so alien to Newsom that he suspected literal witchcraft. The 'dark sorcery' bit is the comedic highlight, though the piece loses steam with a tacked-on illegal aliens punchline and an utterly baffling anti-semitic sign-off that reads like someone else crashed the joke mid-flight.