Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime | The Babylon Bee

A lone holdout juror caused a mistrial by stubbornly insisting that a defendant who committed murder was, in fact, guilty of murder — a technicality his fellow jurors had long since moved past. The bit wrings solid laughs from inverting jury logic so completely that 'guilty' becomes the unreasonable position, though a stray unrelated promotional line at the end muddies the landing.