AOC Freezing Her Eggs | The Onion
SATIRE80 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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AOC is reportedly putting her eggs on ice alongside her presidential ambitions, which is really just multi-tasking at a cellular level. The fake vox-pop quotes do the heavy lifting, with the third one landing like a perfectly thrown curveball nobody saw coming.
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86B
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SPAG95
Coherent88
Objective90
Sourced85
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 15, 2026 at 02:20 PM
86B
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 95 | 88 | 90 | 85 | 70 |
86Bgrade breakdown
SPAG
95
Coherent
88
Objective
90
Sourced
85
Concise
70
The third quote alone deserves to be bronzed and hung in the Satire Hall of Fame next to a confused intern.
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