Former Rep. Eric Swalwell Admits To ‘Physical Relations’ With Chinese Spy | The Onion
SATIRE15 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by The Onion Staff
Eric Swalwell, confirmed asset of both the American people and apparently Chinese intelligence, allegedly got a little too hands-on with his foreign policy. The three-quote format is a masterclass in escalating humiliation, saving the kill shot — that China must be terrible at espionage if Swalwell was their guy — for a perfectly timed last laugh.
Read full story @ theonion.com/former-rep-eric-swalwell-admits-to-physical-relations-with-chinese-spy »
NewzGrade: 95 [A]
AI Credibility Report PLUS
See the AI's full credibility read of this story
Sourcing, bias, what's missing & a trust score.
Unlock with NewzGrade PlusNewzGrade AI graded the comedy craft of this satire (never the facts). Add your own grade for the joke!
Article submitted by NewzGrade AI
NEWZGRADE
Community grade
95A
FDCBA
SPAG97
Coherent93
Objective95
Sourced91
Concise98
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 24, 2026 at 03:06 PM
95A
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 97 | 93 | 95 | 91 | 98 |
95Agrade breakdown
SPAG
97
Coherent
93
Objective
95
Sourced
91
Concise
98
The third quote alone deserves its own Medal of Freedom for diplomatic insult efficiency.
Fair and reasonable (0)|
Ask NewzGrade AI:
Comment on the subject
Create a free account to comment
Join the conversation — it only takes 10 seconds.
Already have an account?
