WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene | The Babylon Bee
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The WNBA reversed its eligibility ruling on Enes Kanter after he displayed an ironclad series of stereotypically feminine behaviors including the silent treatment, refusing to name a restaurant, and claiming to be 'totally fine.' The league's legal team reportedly found the Olive Garden veto alone to be 'conclusive and frankly undeniable.'
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 25, 2026 at 05:07 PM
79C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 82 | 78 | 80 | 81 | 75 |
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82
Coherent
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Objective
80
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81
Concise
75
The Chili's-Olive Garden-Texas Roadhouse veto chain is the kind of rock-solid comedic evidence that would hold up in any court of law.
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