ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves | The Onion
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ICE is dropping $20 million on electric shock gloves because apparently the budget for regular intimidation just wasn't sparking enough innovation. The man-on-the-street quotes — especially the one mourning the loss of a good old-fashioned beating — deliver the deadpan absurdist gut-punch The Onion does best.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 20, 2026 at 03:14 PM
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Finally, a government contract that really has some *kick* to it.
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