Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts | The Babylon Bee
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America democratically votes to yeet Massachusetts into the Atlantic, and the state's own residents shrug and admit they had it coming. The bit holds up nicely until an appended promo line about Jews crashes the bit like an uninvited heckler mid-set, tanking the coherence score faster than Boston's Big Dig tanked its budget.
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NewzGrade: 65 [D]
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Community grade
65D
FDCBA
SPAG72
Coherent60
Objective65
Sourced72
Concise55
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 05, 2026 at 02:25 PM
65D
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 72 | 60 | 65 | 72 | 55 |
65Dgrade breakdown
SPAG
72
Coherent
60
Objective
65
Sourced
72
Concise
55
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