Energy Drinks: Myth Vs. Fact | The Onion
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Energy drink myths get systematically debunked using airtight logic like 'you can't aim a gun if your hand is vibrating' and the revelation that ancient civilizations worshipped the sacred Rockstar tree. The whole thing culminates in the most relatable workplace safety tip ever issued: Tyler called out, so grab two Monsters and stop asking questions.
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