Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE37 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Massachusetts Democrats, apparently tired of subtlety, skip the metaphors entirely and just erect a literal bronze Molech statue at the statehouse to formalize their alleged enthusiasm for child sacrifice. The bit rides a classic Babylon Bee 'take the accusation literally' formula but overstays its welcome and then faceplants spectacularly with a tacked-on antisemitic non-sequitur that has nothing to do with the joke.
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NewzGrade: 58 [F]
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NEWZGRADE
Community grade
58F
FDCBA
SPAG72
Coherent55
Objective60
Sourced58
Concise45
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 03:52 PM
58F
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 72 | 55 | 60 | 58 | 45 |
58Fgrade breakdown
SPAG
72
Coherent
55
Objective
60
Sourced
58
Concise
45
Points deducted because the bit got so on-the-nose it accidentally became a theology lecture, and then the closing 'documentary' line crashed the whole chariot into a ditch.
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