Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030 | The Babylon Bee
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California has mandated that all cars transform into literal horses by 2030, with Newsom assuring skeptics that if we can land on the moon, turning a Ford Focus into a Clydesdale is basically a weekend project. Laggard vehicles still 'in progress' after the deadline can avoid fines by demonstrating a good-faith effort to become a horse, whatever that looks like for a 2019 Prius.
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Finally, a green energy policy with real horsepower — though Californians may want to start practicing their neighing now to get ahead of the 2030 deadline.
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