Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Dem Voter Rolls | The Babylon Bee

Millions of plastic Halloween lawn skeletons have been busted voting Democrat, with investigators noting suspiciously high turnout in the 'giant decorative skeleton' demographic and voter registrations bearing names like 'Indiana Bones.' The skeletons will remain up through winter, lest their removal constitute voter suppression — a concern election officials confirmed is legally too late to address anyway.