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Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian | The Onion

SATIRE77 days ago|Discuss (0)|Lifestyle
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Local man achieves a stunning breakthrough in amateur genealogy by deducing that his girlfriend's Asian heritage is somehow connected to her entirely Asian family. The investigation continues into how she turned out a woman despite all those males being in the picture.
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Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian
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Arthur Morris has cracked the genetic code that scientists have been baffled by for centuries: turns out, Asian people come from Asian families.

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