Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law | The Onion
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Newly minted AG Todd Blanche boldly declares independence from the pesky tyranny of laws, statutes, and basic legal principles that have plagued the DOJ for too long. In a bold reformist move, he's dropping all criminal cases and opening investigations into whoever annoyed the president at breakfast.
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Finally, a Department of Justice brave enough to take the 'Justice' part out back and shoot it.
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