Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE31 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Trump annexes a critical international waterway and immediately converts it into a floating golf resort called Mar-a-Hormuz, supported by patriotic balloons from Party City. Iran's counter-strategy of deploying sharp pins to pop said balloons is honestly the most tactically sound thing either side has proposed.
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Finally, a foreign policy strategy that combines eminent domain, golf, and Party City — truly the holy trinity of American diplomacy.
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