Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets | The Onion
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A crack team of researchers deployed cutting-edge AI and thousands of simulations to confirm what any sentient golden retriever could have told you: that tennis-racket-shaped bag probably has tennis rackets in it. It did not have tennis rackets in it.
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The 'multivariate Bayesian object-classification framework' reaching a 94% confidence level only to be defeated by six pounds of mixed nuts is the kind of rigorous scientific humiliation we all deserve.
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