Powerball By The Numbers | The Onion
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The Onion delivers a mock 'by the numbers' breakdown of Powerball that weaponizes the listicle format against itself, replacing actual lottery stats with gloriously irrelevant non-sequiturs. Highlights include the pasta sauce conversion rate and the haunting reminder that your child's birth timing cost you everything.
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SPAG97
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 03, 2026 at 04:17 PM
91A-
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Coherent
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Objective
95
Sourced
82
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92
Truly essential journalism — finally someone is telling us how much Prego we could've had instead of that disappointing jackpot.
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