New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like | The Babylon Bee
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A publisher has released a perforated Bible so progressive Christians can physically tear out the parts they've been spiritually ignoring for years — truly the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' scripture. The bonus ending promises an insert-your-own-passages edition, completing the full circle from 'word of God' to 'word of Greg.'
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79C+
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SPAG78
Coherent82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 05, 2026 at 06:26 PM
79C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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78
Coherent
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Objective
85
Sourced
80
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70
Finally, a Bible with the structural integrity of IKEA furniture and the theological flexibility of a yoga instructor.
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