Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse | The Babylon Bee
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The Kentucky Derby has formed an official committee to scientifically determine what, exactly, a horse is, after a surge of cheetahs and furries identifying as horses threatened to upend the sport. The committee adjourned having made zero progress, which tracks perfectly given that it also invited a man named The Brown Blur who communicates exclusively in neighs.
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Groundbreaking investigative work — finally someone is asking the hard questions about whether a badger can win the Triple Crown.
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