Man Returns To Work From Long Weekend Refreshed And Ready To Give Mediocre Effort | The Babylon Bee
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A well-rested man returns from a long weekend energized and fully prepared to deliver the bare minimum at his banking job, because the health insurance isn't going to mediocrely earn itself. The deadpan escalation from 'refreshed' to 'tolerable' is a pitch-perfect slow burn on the mythology of work-life balance.
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Kevin's refreshed mediocrity is a genuine corporate success story and we salute his adequate dedication to barely trying.
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