Researchers Develop First AI-Designed Viruses | The Onion
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AI has finally cracked the code on designing never-before-seen viruses, prompting equal parts medical optimism and existential dread. The real comedy payload is in the man-on-the-street quotes, where humanity's response ranges from fast-food germ philosophy to dismissing global bioterror as mere underperformance.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 05:27 PM
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The McDonald's PlayPlace line alone deserves a Pulitzer, a hazmat suit, and a lifetime supply of hand sanitizer.
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