Man Declines Yearbook Request To 'Stay Cool' | The Babylon Bee
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A man has spent two decades systematically ignoring every piece of yearbook wisdom bestowed upon him, graduating from puka shells and The Killers to Apple Vision Pro dog walks and unsolicited Wordle scores. The only advice he actually followed, tragically, was 'don't lose that crazy sense of humor' — which his friends now consider the greatest betrayal of all.
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Investigators confirm that 'stay cool' remains the most catastrophically ignored piece of advice in human history, narrowly beating 'don't invest in NFTs.'
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