Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve | The Babylon Bee
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Trump heroically deploys the Strategic Burrito Reserve to crush the affordability crisis, promising no deportations for the talented burrito-makers while pledging to make Mexico cook the tab. George W. Bush, it turns out, had the foresight to stockpile freedom-wrapped cylinders of liberty back in 2004, right before hitting a drive.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 06, 2026 at 07:30 PM
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The Bush quote alone — 'Sometimes it comes at a cost, and is wrapped in foil' — is worth its weight in guacamole.
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