Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be | The Onion

A Chicago dad's driving directions are a nostalgic archaeological dig through demolished gas stations, defunct big-box stores, and one tragic cyclist intersection — all from a mental map last refreshed during the Bush administration. The punchline kicker about him eulogizing old gas prices instead of just texting an address is the perfect capstone to a beautifully observed universal dad experience.