Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps | The Onion
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The Pentagon, under Trump's bold leadership, heroically declassifies mountains of top-secret documents about blimps — those sinister, football-shaped anomalies that have baffled humanity since the 1937 Hindenburg cover-up. Complete with alien abduction statistics, reverse-engineered blimp technology conspiracies, and a dedicated government website at war.gov/blimp, the piece is a pitch-perfect skewering of UFO disclosure hysteria by simply replacing 'UFO' with 'blimp' and never once breaking a sweat.
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Finally the American people can sleep soundly knowing their government is being fully transparent about the mysterious elongated floating sausages that have haunted our skies and our Goodyear-branded nightmares for decades.
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