Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems | The Onion
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Iranian hackers are reportedly going after America's water systems, which is very alarming to everyone except one guy who has already moved entirely off the grid in the most disgusting way possible. The three-quote format delivers a solid escalating absurdist payoff, with the bladder punchline doing the heavy lifting for the whole piece.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 10, 2026 at 03:03 PM
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The urine-based cybersecurity strategy is genuinely the most robust infrastructure defense proposal we've seen come out of Washington in years.
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