Pete Hegseth Sets Up 'Help Us Buy Missiles' Lemonade Stand | The Babylon Bee
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Pete Hegseth has solved America's missile shortage the old-fashioned way: a lemonade stand by the Reflecting Pool, complete with Kennedy's suspiciously sourced Kangaroo Bites and a round-up prompt for Guam's defense. After a rousing fundraising session, the Pentagon is now a mere $3,999,154 away from its first Patriot missile, which is somehow both satirically absurd and terrifyingly plausible.
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Four million cups of lemonade is honestly a more fiscally responsible defense procurement plan than anything the Pentagon has tried in decades.
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