Kendrick Perkins Puts On Sleep Apnea Mask Mid-Segment | The Onion
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ESPN analyst Kendrick Perkins, apparently unbothered by the concept of live television, casually straps on his CPAP mask mid-broadcast like a man who has fully given up pretending. It's a pitch-perfect one-liner that roasts Perkins' famously soporific on-air presence without needing a single extra word to sell the bit.
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78C+
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SPAG95
Coherent82
Objective85
Sourced40
Concise90
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 12, 2026 at 01:29 PM
78C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 95 | 82 | 85 | 40 | 90 |
78C+grade breakdown
SPAG
95
Coherent
82
Objective
85
Sourced
40
Concise
90
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